🍆Clay’s JJ fractured? Stop making trouble! This is Onion news!

Basketball     11:30am, 4 November 2025

Recently, there has been a lot of news on the Internet indicating that Klay played with an injury, and his injury was a "JJ fracture"...

The origin of the JJ fracture

The editor checked NBA-related injury reports and found that the original source of this news was the famous spoof news media "Ballsack" Sports", it is similar to the familiar Onion News, but its original intention is more idealistic-focusing on producing realistic fake news to remind people of the dangers of false information and emphasize the importance of media literacy.

In addition, regarding JJ fracture, Deepseek explained this -

Penis fracture is a very common and vivid problem. Yes, although there are no bones in the penis, serious injuries like fractures do occur.

The “penis fracture” here is a medical metaphor, and its official name is “closed fracture of the penis” or “rupture of the tunica albuginea of ​​the penis.”

Detailed explanation:

1. What are the "bones" of the penis?

The penis is mainly composed of three corpus cavernosum: two corpus cavernosum of the penis and one corpus cavernosum of the urethra.

These sponges are wrapped with a tough, elastic membrane called the tunica albuginea.

When the penis is erect, the cavernous body is filled with blood, and the tunica albuginea stretches, becomes thinner (about 1-2 mm thick), and becomes very tense, like an inflated balloon.

2. How does "fracture" occur?

The so-called "penis fracture" is actually the rupture of this tight tunica albuginea.

Most of this happens when the penis is in an erect state and the penis is subjected to a sudden and violent external force, causing the tunica albuginea and the cavernous tissue inside it to tear.

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